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A Lot of Naughty Stuff
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Abraham and his wife Sarah lived quite near the city of Sodom. Abraham had a nephew, called Lot, who lived in the city along with his wife and two lovely daughters. Unfortunately, Sodom was an awful place and everyone who lived there was really, wicked. For example, it was quite common for men to put their penises inside the bottoms of other men. The Lord was really disgusted by this, and no wonder. I mean, that’s not what He made bottoms for at all! So God got really mad at the people of Sodom decided to kill them. But there was another city close by called Gomorrah. All the people in Gomorrah were wicked too so, since God was going to be nearby killing everyone in Sodom, it made sense to kill everyone in Gomorrah while He was at it. There was only one problem. Abraham's nephew, Lot, was a righteous man. He didn't deserve to die. So what God did was, He sent two angels to get Lot and his family out of Sodom before the destruction began…
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