So the older of the sisters said to the younger one, “Let’s get Dad drunk and have sex with him so we can have children. "

“How do you know he’ll go along with it?” said the younger one?

“Oh he won’t even know,” the older sister replied. “We’ll get him so blind-stinking drunk, that he’ll pass out and then he won’t remember a thing the next day.”

“Won’t his…em…thing be useless then?” the younger girl asked puzzled.

“You can still make it work,” the older girl told her. “It just takes much more effort."
 

So that night the girls kept encouraging their father to drink more wine. Mind you, Lot didn't need much encouragement. He was no stranger to the bottle. At first he was having a great time enjoying the unusual amount of attention from his daughters, but he didn't realize how much he was drinking. After a while, he started singing away about the good old days, and the girls could tell he was good and sozzled. A few more drinks after that, Lot's legs became very rubbery and he keeled over and hit the floor totally blootered. The girls poked him but there was no response. Lot was completely unconscious. Now it was time to get to work. 

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