Bald Men Are People Too

How not to make a pact with God

Foreskins can save your life!

Apparently two wrongs can make a right

The Evils of Arithmetic

God gets all muddled up

God gets his little virgin girls

What to do when God makes you really, really hungry

Angels gone wild

Wife swapping biblical style

How to perform exorcisms on livestock

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The Evils of Arithmetic

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3. Stoned Out of His Mind

4. What Human Sacrifice in the Bible?

5. Journey to the centre of the earth...with Jesus

6. Noah Falls Off The Wagon

7. A Lot of Naughty Stuff

8. Dawn of the Dead Saints

9. How to Teach Your Children not to Complain

10. How to win a debate with Satan.

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