Bald Men Are People Too

How not to make a pact with God

Foreskins can save your life!

Apparently two wrongs can make a right

The Evils of Arithmetic

God gets all muddled up

God gets his little virgin girls

What to do when God makes you really, really hungry

Angels gone wild

Wife swapping biblical style

How to perform exorcisms on livestock

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The Evils of Arithmetic

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2. Curb Your Enthusiasm

3 Stoned Out of His Mind

4. The Sad Case of Mary Magdalene's Amnesia

5. If You Don't Stop it You'll Go Blind...and God Will Kill You

6. Dawn of the Dead Saints

7. A Lot of Naughty Stuff

8.  What Have You Done For Me Lately?

9. Journey to the centre of the earth...with Jesus

10. Noah Falls Off The Wagon

11. God the Father, God the Son, God the Serpent

12. How to Teach Your Children not to Complain

13. Genetic Engineering For Dummies

14. The Original Wrestlemania

15. How to win a debate with Satan.

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