Bald Men Are People Too

How not to make a pact with God

Foreskins can save your life!

Apparently two wrongs can make a right

The Evils of Arithmetic

God gets all muddled up

God gets his little virgin girls

What to do when God makes you really, really hungry

Angels gone wild

Wife swapping biblical style

How to perform exorcisms on livestock

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The Evils of Arithmetic

Free stories on this website:

1. Curb Your Enthusiasm

2. If You Don't Stop it You'll Go Blind...and God Will Kill You

3. Stoned Out of His Mind

4. What Human Sacrifice in the Bible?

5. Noah Falls Off The Wagon

6. A Lot of Naughty Stuff

7. Dawn of the Dead Saints

8. How to Teach Your Children not to Complain

9. How to win a debate with Satan.

10. What Have You Done For Me Lately?

11. God the Father, God the Son, God the Serpent

12. On Fire for the Lord

13. Genetic Engineering For Dummies

14. The Original Wrestlemania

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