Illustrated Bible Stories (that they won't tell you in Sunday School)
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Bald Men Are People Too

How not to make a pact with God

Foreskins can save your life!

Apparently two wrongs can make a right

The Evils of Arithmetic

God gets all muddled up

God gets his little virgin girls

What to do when God makes you really, really hungry

Angels gone wild

Wife swapping biblical style

How to perform exorcisms on livestock

The book Illustrated Stories from the Bible (that they won't tell you in Sunday School) is available from the publisher, or from, for $16.00.

These stories are not in the book but have been made available for free. If you enjoy these stories, please support the author by telling others about the website and  the book.


Sample from the book:

The Evils of Arithmetic


Free stories on this website:

1. Human Sacrifice Ends Angry God's Famine


2. Curb Your Enthusiasm


3. If You Don't Stop it You'll Go Blind...and God Will Kill You


4. Dawn of the Dead Saints


5 Stoned Out of His Mind


6. A Lot of Naughty Stuff


7. The Sad Case of Mary Magdalene's Amnesia


8. Noah Falls Off The Wagon


9.  What Have You Done For Me Lately?


10. Journey to the centre of the earth...with Jesus


11. Genetic Engineering For Dummies (Jacob part 1) 


12. The Original Wrestlemania (Jacob part 2)


13. How to Teach Your Children not to Complain


14. God the Father, God the Son, God the Serpent


15. How to win a debate with Satan.


16. On Fire for the Lord